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my name's Right...Mr. Right.

2009-06-11 06:00:07 | Author: quote | Category: Love | Like!

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I'm Not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. i Go to the Pub

2011-01-31 00:28:37 | Author: Like Me! | Category: Like-It | Like!

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chiillin thinkin bout wat ima do diz weekend!!!

2010-01-27 22:48:28 | Author: erika | Category: Personal | Like!

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Unless you know the whole situation and know FACTS...keep your mouth shut!

2010-08-20 00:19:47 | Author: Like Me! | Category: Like-It | Like!

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Whenever I hear someone say “STOP” my brain says “Hammer Time”

2011-05-11 04:45:48 | Author: Cazpa | Category: Like-It | Like!

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Chaos, panic, pandemonium � my work here is done.

2009-12-23 03:32:15 | Author: cazpa | Category: Funny | Like!

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Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

2009-12-23 03:31:29 | Author: cazpa | Category: Funny | Like!

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God didn't do this. We did!

2009-02-01 07:36:30 | Author: I am legend | Category: Movies | Like!

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True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

2009-02-12 11:31:33 | Author: Charles Caleb Colton | Category: Personal | Like!

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My prince took the wrong turn, got lost, and was too damn stubborn to ask for directions.

2009-12-23 09:30:52 | Author: cazpa | Category: Love | Like!